"while Bruce may have trumpeted his results of last week, the reality is that even those results sucked"
Rich, Rich, Rich.
Untrue and beneath you. Those results from other auctions you love to quote likely were never paid for, or were made by a house bidder, or were a consignor buying back their own items.
My results (good and bad) were the results of real bidders bidding against real bidders (just as your results are). They may have been lower than some imaginary results in some cases, but in many other cases they were much higher.
Bruce