My Zany Home Framed Collection

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

A candlelight preview of the evil that has invaded my humble abode....







More wicked things this way will come....

[brude]

Is it just me, or is a dripping wet Nastassja Kinski "bonerific" (with apologies to CJ138)?
More pics Mel...pronto... 

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

I was putting up posters late one night;

When I was done, 'twas an eerie sight....

Visions of gloom and doom pervaded my humble abode:




Ghouls and werewolves were aplenty:







The Black Cat from atop its sacrificial victim gave me an evil hiss:




Had I made a grave error putting these up?







Some things wicked plagued my dining room:










The hallway provided no respite from this perdition:










In the master bedroom, the vampires feasted on succulent sacrifices:








Hot hellions and vexing victims - charming to the last, no doubt:




I tarried not long in the spooky scullery:






But all was not doom and gloom in these rooms:






So come on by, if you dare,

When you get to my door, better beware....

[brude]

Love it...absolutely love it....

                                       

[Zorba]

Great stuff as usual Mel.

[50s]

Mel, I think you have outgrown your house. I dont even have one poster up... Gotta say, I am left speachless when you show your walls. Can't imagine it in real life... Probably very impressive. Wasn't your hiatus, come 3 weeks, in part to find Mrs Poster? I think this spooky batch of posters confirms... you've given up!

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

Mel, I think you have outgrown your house. I dont even have one poster up... Gotta say, I am left speachless when you show your walls. Can't imagine it in real life... Probably very impressive. Wasn't your hiatus, come 3 weeks, in part to find Mrs Poster? I think this spooky batch of posters confirms... you've given up!

I've had a couple of dates - one with an art curator! - but neither is going to be Ms. Right.  Yes, this is extremely self-indulgent and definitely not for public viewing!  I would only invite a Goth chick to see this month's setup.



Next month is going to be all James Bond!  

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

Some late arrivals to the party:

[brude]

Hey, Mel...you neglected to mention when the HALLOWEEN party starts.  I am assuming you are having friends over....
Serving Bloody Marys, deviled eggs, chicken tenders (werewolf claws) and showing movies...some dry ice wafting about the apartment....

[ddilts399]

Mel, have you ever brought a date back to your joint and if so what was the reaction? I only ask cause I cant find a poster my wife would pick over a Redlin print to put on the wall unfortunately.

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

Mel, have you ever brought a date back to your joint and if so what was the reaction? I only ask cause I cant find a poster my wife would pick over a Redlin print to put on the wall unfortunately.

There are too many scantily-clad-girls-posters on the wall right now to show to decent company.  If I ever get a serious girlfriend, all the risque stuff will be relegated to storage.  However, as long as I'm single and don't have to compromise, I plan to keep the art gallery setup to get the most value out of my collection.

[Ari]

or date different types.
I dont think I am friends with a woman who would be offended by anything like that.

[Zorba]

or date different types.
I dont think I am friends with a woman who would be offended by anything like that.

or numbers and where they are hanging...My woman wouldnt be offended to see them in Mels or anyone elses apt but if I started hanging multiples of them It wouldnt go ever really well.

[stewart boyle]

Thats a point Mel,maybe you should consider spending a little time with some indecent company. ;-)

Stew

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

Seventy four movie posters on the wall
Seventy four movie posters!
Take one down,
Put another one up
Seventy four movie posters on the wall!

To be continued....

[eatbrie]

If I ever get a serious girlfriend, all the risque stuff will be relegated to storage.

When you get a serious girlfriend, ALL of it will be relegated to storage.  When I first met my wife nine years ago, I probably had a dozen posters on the wall.  Now, I have three, the same three than nine years ago, in my man room next to the garage, and 1, yes one, in the house.

You watch.  You're up for a wild ride, my friend.

T

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

Sean Connery? "Nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest...."







P.S. Posters from first four movies are re-releases, the rest are original release posters.

[brude]

Lookin' good, dude.... 

[tstatum]

How can you not love it

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

Roger Moore - the James Bond for Generation Xers....

[Harry Caul]

Looking good Mel! 



Now, about those Connerys... 

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

Now, about those Connerys...  

"What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the other fellow helllllll...."

Those Connerys and frames cost me $2,000.  Should I spend another $2,000 acquiring all originals or should I spent it finding my own Pussy Galore?    

[50s]

 Harry... you are responsible for that... that... that shocker 

[Dread_Pirate_Mel]

And the rest!  Whew!  49 Bond posters up on the wall - not too shabby.  Now I've got to throw a James Bond party this month.  Any ideas?

[Harry Caul]

And the rest!  Whew!  49 Bond posters up on the wall - not too shabby.  Now I've got to throw a James Bond party this month.  Any ideas?

I would recommend martinis and a bunch of hot, easy women.  And it will pain you to do, but you should probably invite your nemesis too... you know, so you can have a nice respectable chat with them. 



Do you expect me to talk? 

Ha, ha, ha... no mister Mel, I expect you to die! 



Nice Connery's by the way!