Man; now I have to redo my entire website. You Ass Goblin!
Just playing a bit Mel... Don't go all Adam on us.
This is too much fun!
Your mockery and slander will cost you. Specifically, it will cost you one free linen-backing of a one sheet. You have been warned!
P.S. "Going Adam": Noun: "The act of deliberately provoking a fight, then having a self-pitying grandiloquent meltdown when it occurs."