Hello, my name is Professor Brude O. Ver Nudes -- and I would like to tell you a little about myself and my lack of credentials. While I have received no formal education of any type, I earned my street degree patronizing prostitutes, tipping strippers, keyhole voyeurism and being breast-fed by a number of well-endowed wet nurses. Born a long time ago, I discovered at an early age that the sight of scantily-clad women made my pulse pound and my appendages tingle and swell, so I decided to lend my talents to the art of authenticating pictures and paintings of nekkid wimmen. Please feel free to send me any pin-ups, photos, used magazines, erotic ephemera and cheesecake. Please DO NOT send any beefcake -- direct them to my cohort in mischief, Professor Leonard Powers.