So I get this message from an OKC chick yesterday:
"I love me some happy hour:).... If you wanna drunk text me- 443-XXX-XXXX. But please no penis pics;)!"(No, I'm not making that up.)
I've thought about texting back:
"Well, OK, so here's my latest poster. What do you think?"
P.S. Bonus points if you recognize the model....