That's a great story, Charlie!
I can't beat it, but I DO have a stack of around a dozen packages that were completely paid for but they later came back here as "unclaimed" and we tried to let them know, but their phone, e-mail and address were no good anymore!
Once a year or so I have one of my people go through them trying to track them down on the Internet, just so one day I can call someone and say, "You remember that $21 poster you ordered 10 years ago from me? I need an address to send it to!"