Author Topic: Really BAD Movie Posters (Read 185258 times)

Dread_Pirate_Mel · « **Reply #300 on:** December 23, 2012, 11:47:02 AM »

Perhaps I should reconsider, who doesn't love a dude with a purple mohawk?

Although this review was none too kind:

1982 was apparently a great year for crappy movies to find their way over to American soil.....If it wasn't for the 70s music played by a kid on his first synthesizer (with his mother yelling at him from downstairs while banging a broom on the ceiling), I don't think I could have made it through the first seventeen minutes of this film....

Best line:

"Here lies the 'Great Scorpion' in pain. Victim of the big bad queers, The Templars. All you have to do is ask and they dare, 'I need your help.' You are not so great now, Scorpion."

Ari · « **Reply #301 on:** December 23, 2012, 11:51:02 AM »

Top movie, from the man that bought us inglorious bastards, Bronx warriors, Keoma and much more,
One of the greatest scenes in film involves a very strange initiation ceremony.
Forget mad max, this is a post nuke classic.
His new film, has such an all star cast that will make anyone gasp.

50s · « **Reply #302 on:** February 02, 2013, 07:45:21 AM »

From the artists in Ghana. Not too bad, except for one thing...

Ari · « **Reply #303 on:** February 02, 2013, 08:14:34 AM »

Siamese twins?

erik1925 · « **Reply #304 on:** February 02, 2013, 01:27:41 PM »

Not TOO bad........

except...... who are those 2 people?

Dread_Pirate_Mel · « **Reply #305 on:** February 06, 2013, 07:43:02 PM »

Super-suck@ss: Lone Ranger:

Mirosae · « **Reply #306 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:10:06 PM »

Pain and gain .. that one is awfully funny

Though I have to say, my fav one by a mile is the poster of the Werewolf Vs the Vamipire. That poster has the BEST one liner.. SEE IT WITH SOMEONE YOU HATE

I am buying it...

erik1925 · « **Reply #307 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:27:00 PM »

Dread_Pirate_Mel · « **Reply #308 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:28:57 PM »

Tank Girl is a black light poster:

Zorba · « **Reply #309 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:29:01 PM »

Quite the let down from the first arm & hammer LR poster.

Quote from: Dread_Pirate_Mel on February 06, 2013, 07:43:02 PM

Super-suck@ss: Lone Ranger:

erik1925 · « **Reply #310 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:34:16 PM »

Quote from: Zorba on February 09, 2013, 02:29:01 PM

Quite the let down from the first arm & hammer LR poster.

Tonto/Depp looks like a reject from THE CROW (along with the dead one on his head).

Mirosae · « **Reply #311 on:** February 09, 2013, 03:13:05 PM »

Quote from: erik1925 on February 09, 2013, 02:27:00 PM

Come on, confession time...You really meant to post this in ''What is in your Walls''

Umma looks like she has some sort of dental problem here!

brude · « **Reply #312 on:** February 09, 2013, 07:59:34 PM »

Quote from: erik1925 on February 09, 2013, 02:27:00 PM

This poster would be soooo much better if it was just Jessica Biel.
Or just Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Or maybe.... just the two of them.....

erik1925 · « **Reply #313 on:** February 13, 2013, 11:52:09 PM »

Just a little ET-ish.

Turkish poster for the 1983 Spanish movie, Los Nuevos Extraterrestres

Neo · « **Reply #314 on:** February 14, 2013, 01:23:43 AM »

Mel, you think the Tank Girl is really bad? I'd say it's alright and the black light aspect of it is cool.

Jeff, I commend you for including a poster in this thread that is not a post 2000ish photoshop job.

Mirosae · « **Reply #315 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:03:24 AM »

yuk, that 1983 los Nuevos Extranjeros poster is BAD as... BAD, BAD!

Dread_Pirate_Mel · « **Reply #316 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:54:42 AM »

Quote from: NeoLoco on February 14, 2013, 01:23:43 AM

Mel, you think the Tank Girl is really bad? I'd say it's alright and the black light aspect of it is cool.

Then we are in a state of agreement, living in perfect harmony, etc, etc.....

Neo · « **Reply #317 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:52:45 PM »

Quote from: Dread_Pirate_Mel on February 14, 2013, 08:54:42 AM

Then we are in a state of agreement, living in perfect harmony, etc, etc.....

I see now, thanks to a PM, that Jeff originally posted the Tank Girl and you were just mentioning that it is a black light poster.

erik1925 · « **Reply #318 on:** February 14, 2013, 09:02:02 PM »

Quote from: NeoLoco on February 14, 2013, 01:23:43 AM

Jeff, I commend you for including a poster in this thread that is not a post 2000ish photoshop job.

Neo, BAD BAD posters abound, going back decades..

It's just that the ones from 2000 and up are SO prolific as to be everywhere. And it makes it a lot easier to find the really good ones, because they are fewer and farther between.

Neo · « **Reply #319 on:** February 14, 2013, 09:13:17 PM »

Quote from: erik1925 on February 14, 2013, 09:02:02 PM

Neo, BAD BAD posters abound, going back decades..

Yer darn tootin'.

erik1925 · « **Reply #320 on:** February 15, 2013, 07:24:13 PM »

1991's He Said, She Said:

brude · « **Reply #321 on:** February 15, 2013, 07:28:28 PM »

That's a messterpiece.

erik1925 · « **Reply #322 on:** February 15, 2013, 07:34:04 PM »

Quote from: brude on February 15, 2013, 07:28:28 PM

That's a messterpiece.

And only 22 years ago.

I was looking at some posters from the early to mid 80s..and while many of the movies were not all that great, the posters for those same movies were not all that bad, by comparison. (all subjective, of course).

Mirosae · « **Reply #323 on:** February 15, 2013, 07:37:59 PM »

I could name 3 posters of that decade that are rather good. And i dont mean ET. Most of them,including films are just rubbish

brude · « **Reply #324 on:** February 15, 2013, 08:11:28 PM »

Quote from: Mirosae on February 15, 2013, 07:37:59 PM

I could name 3 posters of that decade that are rather good. And i dont mean ET. Most of them,including films are just rubbish

Really?
I thought the 80s had many powerful and dynamic posters for several terrific films.
I always considered it the last great decade of movie poster art.
But that is the great thing about this hobby -- the diversity of style and taste.

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