Chris only focuses on what he thinks are phalli on that poster. Considering he sees fighter jets as phalli, he probably sees phalli in a lot of things that most people wouldn't, but apparently he only feels comfortable mentioning it when the Tom Cruise or Top Gun hater wagon rolls in. 
When I look at your avatar I certainly see a phallus every time - it should be obvious why but I will let you in on it - it's because you are a dick.
Your defensiveness towards Top Gun is bordering on the absurd. It's like
you directed the homoerotic bonanza without realizing all the homoerotic innuendo being put to film!
You know making fun of the movie, its posters and most of all Tom Cruise is just an ongoing joke right?
Oh wait - you've already proven that all shades of humor outside of your prejudices completely escape you - everything posted by anyone about anything on the internet and most of all APF is literal...but you'll just say "
You have no idea what you are talking about" so thank me for doing you and everyone else a favour by preemptively typing that out for you
