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A message from Master of Exploitation cinema Ted V Mikels
« on: April 07, 2013, 08:54:26 AM »
A message from Ted V Mikels, support true independant movie magic, and one of the last of the carny exploitation legends, ray Dennis Steckler is gone, Russ Meyer is gone, Ed wood is gone, al Adamson... Gone....

So hurry, hurry hurry, come and see! You won't believe your eyes, not for the faint hearted..... The incredible... Mr Ted V Mikels.... Tell him Ari sent you.


TED V. MIKELS PREMIERE AND MORE NEWS:

HI TO ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS:
JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU ABOUT THE WORLD PREMIERE SCREENING OF OUR NEWEST MOVIE " CORPSE GRINDERS THREE " ON SUNDAY MAY 5, AT 5 P.M. AT THEATER SEVEN, AS PART OF THE LAS VEGAS INDIE FILM FESTIVAL. FILMED IN BARCELONA AS A CO-PRODUCTION WITH TYRANOSAURUS FILMS, BLUE HERON INTERNATIONAL PICTURES, AND TVM GLOBAL ENTERTAINMENT/ TED V. MIKELS.  IF YOU WILL CALL OR EMAIL ME, I WILL GET A FREE ADMISSION TICKET FOR YOU TO THE SHOWING.

ALSO, I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT THE FIRST ONE HUNDRED BUYERS OF THE DVD IN IT'S NEW RELEASE BOX WILL ALSO GET ABOUT $40. IN FREE COLLECTIBLE MEMORABILIA  WITH THE PURCHASE OF THE PACKAGA AT $19.95 plus $5.95 priority mail S & H U.S.. PAY BY PAYPAL,( SAFELY ACCEPTS CREDIT CARDS) M.O., CASH OR CHECK, OR PICK UP YOUR PACKAGE AT THE PREMIERE, ( NO S & H )  LOW NUMBERS ARE STILL AVAILABLE, AND ALL MEMORABILIA IS SIGNED.  THEY INCLUDE A HARD GLOSS MINI-POSTER,  11" X 17" OF THE ORIGINAL ART-PIECE FROM SPAIN, , A BAG OF " CADAVER GRINDINGS " FROM THE GRINDING MACHINE, AN ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE OF ASSURANCE ( 1971, THAT YOU ARE OF SOUND MIND AND BODY IN ORDER TO WATCH THE FILM,)  ALSO A FULL-SIZED LOTUS CAT FOOD LABEL TO FIT ANY VEGGIE CAN,( for fun with friends ) AND ALSO, A LARGE SIGNED 5" x 7" COLOR CARD WITH ORIGINAL BOX ART FROM ALL THREE CORPSE GRINDERS MOVIES, ( CORPSE GRINDERS ONE, CORPSE GRINDERS TWO, AND CORPSE GRINDERS THREE )  ALL FOR FREE WITH THE $19.95 DVD PURCHASE OF THE MOVIE AND BONUS MATERIALS.

MORE NEWS:
THE McFARLAND BOOK WRITTEN BY CHRIS CURRY, "  FILM ALCHEMY:THE INDEPENDENT CINEMA OF TED V. MIKELS "   WILL BE RELEASED THROUGH AMAZON AND ALL OTHER BOOK-STORES ALSO NOW IN SOFT-COVER FORM, AT $24.95 ( OR THROUGH ME, SIGNED IF REQUESTED) ON MAY 5.  ( HARD COVER IS $49.95 )
ANOTHER BOOK BY INGRID MOSELY, CALLED : " THE KING AND EYE: THE TED V. MIKELS STORY, IS  AVAILABLE NOW THROUGH BOOKSTORES, AMAZON, LULU, OR MYSELF SIGNED TO BUYER, AT $18.95. ( A LARGE 209 pages, 8 1/2" by 11" GLOSS COVER. A LOAD OF INFORMATION

I HOPE ALL OF YOU THAT RECEIVED THE " SCAM EMAIL" SUPPOSEDLY FROM ME KNEW THAT IT WAS NOT FROM ME, BUT A HACKER. I HOPE NOBODY BELIEVED IT AND SENT MONEY.
SEE YOU AT THE PREMIERE, MAY 5, AT 5 P.M. THEATER 7 ( SEVEN) DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS.

MY NEW MOVIE, CO-WRITTEN BY MY FRIEND CORY J. UDLER AND MYSELF ENTITLED
PARANORMAL EXTREMES: TEXT MESSAGES FROM THE DEAD "  IS NOW IN CASTING AND PRE-PRODUCTION. I WILL BEGIN FILMING THIS EPIC MAY 20, IN HI-DEF FOR INTERNATIONAL RELEASE AS A DRAMATIC FEATURE. IT WILL INCLUDE PARANORMAL INVOLVEMENTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.

DON'T FORGET MY WEB-SITE  www.tedvmikels.com

MY WARMEST REGARDS TO ALL OF YOU,

TED V. MIKELS

 
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