LOL...
This is why I miss Bruce around here..
I got a chuckle from it, also. It's in the classic eMovie style, that is, a little wordy for a succinct tagline, but the message is clear.
"Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire."
Dick in the Flesh has been in my ebay saved searches for about 10 years but none have popped up yet