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Offline Simes

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« on: March 27, 2012, 03:35:39 AM »
Yup - but folded.

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Re: Re
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 03:47:38 AM »
Yup - but folded.

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Re: Re
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 06:20:16 AM »
Oh ok, another size.

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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 06:45:41 AM »
Sorry fellas.

I was trying to respond to the Bond thread - of course, but the site kept throwing me out saying it had 'timed out'??

God only knows how the new thread was started as I was nowhere near that option.

Somone please delete; save my embarrassment and misery.

Or not, and have some fun....

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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 06:49:20 AM »
I  Vote the latter
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 07:02:36 AM »
Use your imagination. What question would get the response "Yup, but folded"?

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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 10:35:33 AM »
Oh Gawd, that's a tough one...

Hey Simes, I'm a scruncher, do you use toilet paper?...

Yup - but folded.


Hey Simes, were you bidding on a Rear Window one sheet? I think it was you, though your bidding stopped at $1.99

Yup - but folded.




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Re: Re
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 10:42:55 AM »
We have some incredibly clever people here! How about some other questions that would elicit that reply?

I'll give 8 of my books to the best answer.

Bruce

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Re: Re
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 11:04:30 AM »
Hey Bruce, I thought you were pretty strong, holding those three kings.

Yup - but folded.
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Re: Re
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 11:43:55 AM »
I hear the average penis length is 6 inches, is your's around that....  


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It's more than a Hobby...

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Re: Re
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2012, 11:52:05 AM »
Hi Harry!
Do my doc tells me I need to lose weight. He says I've developed an increasingly common condition (rampant in the US in fact) called double-bifurcated posterior engorgement.  Apparently my ass cheeks got so big that the sides kind of flip over on themselves.
-Simes

That sounds terrible Simes. So you mean in effect you have three ass cracks now?
-Harry

Yup - but folded.

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Re: Re
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2012, 11:57:55 AM »
Hey 50s - going by your avatar, do you get UK Countdown in your neck of the woods? Rachel Riley has brightened up that program  ;D

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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2012, 12:22:50 PM »
Mafia Goon 1 (MG1) and MG2 a younger perky fella just come back from a hit...

MG1: You hungry?
MG2: I could eat.
MG1: Calzone at Tony's?
MG2: I like the pizza..

MG1: Man that guy just kept bleedin...
MG2: Messy.

A rival goon (RG) flies through the door shoots MG1 in the left arm.  MG2 tackles him to the floor they wrestle around fighting. RG1 is on top of MG2 choking him.  MG1 gets his gun and left arm limp walks over and points the gun at RG1's temple.


MG1 to RG1: So what do you think, Pizza or Calzone?
RG1: What? (in a shaky voice)
MG2: Do you like calzone? From Tony's.
MG1: We can't decide.  Help us make up our mind.  Pizza or Calzone?
RG1 is still confused..
MG1: For lunch!

RG1: Pizza...pizza. (flenching and scared)
MG2: I like the pizza...

RG1 to MG1: Do you like the pizza?
MG1: Yup, but folded. (shoots the guy in the head)


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Re: Re
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2012, 01:16:30 PM »
Hey....what happened to the peaches......? 
It's more than a Hobby...

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Re: Re
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2012, 01:20:29 PM »
I hear the average penis length is 6 inches, is your's around that....  



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« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2012, 03:06:41 PM »
Simes is obviously referring to to whether he thinks space is "folded"at the quantum level, which would allow objects and persons to instantaneously travel far distances across space. However, as Simes well knows, the chaotic and seemingly non-deterministic quantum nature of "foldspace" requires at least limited prescience on the part of the human navigator, otherwise the absurdly complex mathematics involved in producing reliable physical projections of such events would only be possible with fourth dimensional computers.

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Re: Re
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2012, 03:40:45 PM »
Simes do you happen to have any of those Ross Kemp photos left?

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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2012, 05:54:39 PM »
Hey 50s - going by your avatar, do you get UK Countdown in your neck of the woods? Rachel Riley has brightened up that program  ;D

No we don't, but I sure wish we did... Is it possible to buy UK Countdown on Blu-Ray?! Maybe Simes could send me a glorious disk?

Yup - but folded.





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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2012, 06:48:08 PM »
 :-[

Bruce buddy, at current count you're down about 88 books.

And counting.

Don't know what to say; perhaps send me the invoice and I will pay quietly.

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Re: Re
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2012, 06:49:07 PM »
Hey....what happened to the peaches......?  
Peaches??

Stew

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« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2012, 06:59:46 PM »
:-[

Bruce buddy, at current count you're down about 88 books.

And counting.

Don't know what to say; perhaps send me the invoice and I will pay quietly.

How do you get 88? He said 8 books to the BEST answer. Was there an 11-way tie?
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« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2012, 07:02:49 PM »
How do you get 88? He said 8 books to the BEST answer. Was there an 11-way tie?
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Man,you`re gonna ruin it for everyone..all the replies are equally deserving 8 free books...shoosh bud...

Stew

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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2012, 07:05:05 PM »
Wow, that's going to be a lot of postage costs. Is he going to ship them all individually?

Yup - but folded.

Woohoo, 12-way tie now!

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Re: Re
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2012, 07:08:13 PM »
Steve's avatar is way cool.

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« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2012, 07:08:34 PM »
Wow, that's going to be a lot of postage costs. Is he going to ship them all individually?

Woohoo, 12-way tie now!
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