I'll start it off with this ditty:
The All Poster Forum, exciting and new
Come aboard, there’s always a feud!
Posting, probably not the best use of your time.
But let ‘em flow, and meet a few dudes!
The All Poster Forum, it’s an oasis on the Internetz,
The All Poster Forum, promises respite for every poster nerd,
So set a course for this cyberspace crib,
Your mind on textual activity.
And losing an auction won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open forum with somewhat respectful members.
It’s the All Poster Forum
Welcome aboard!
It’s the All Poster Forum!
Set to the tune of "The Love Boat"
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love
Welcome aboard
It's love!