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That'd be the reason NOT to collect clown posters (a) I like to frame my 'special' posters (b) Coulrophobia is not that uncommon (yes I had to look that up) - not that I have it but we do get young kids staying here from time to time...
Did you know that 99% of clowns hate kids
In my previous life on the road i did spend some time in grease paint
One day me and a friend where sent into town in full clown makeup to hand out advertisement leaflets to the public
It was a hot day and neither of us really wanted to spend time handing out leaflets and when we came across the local Macdonalds restaurant we instantly decided it was lunch time.
I was in a bright yellow tuxedo and wearing a red wool wig with big red shoes, the resemblance to a certain Ronald was uncanny, so i approached the counter and informed the lady that my uncle Ronald said we could have anything we wanted on the house, it worked and we both got a free lunch
While we where eating we noticed they had a bench with a statue of our "uncle" where people could sit and have their picture taken, so i decided it would be funny to sit real still on the opposite end of the bench to the statue. After about 5 mins a woman walked in with her 2 young girls who were about 6 and 8 years old , she ordered her meals and then noticed the bench and instructed her kids to sit between the clowns for a photo. As soon as she said "cheese" i jumped up and yelled "BOO!!" both the girls on the bench screamed and proceeded to piss themselves. Their mother had to take them into the toilets to clean them up and we took that as our queue to leave
No doubt i am personally responsible for 2 cases of Coulrophobia
