One day Saint Peter was waiting by the Pearly Gates for new arrivals, his first arrival was Michaelangelo.
Michaelangelo: "Saint Peter, before I enter the gates of Heaven, I must know - was I the most artistic person that ever lived?"
Saint Peter reached into his back pocket for his reference book and replied "Yes Mickey.. You are the most artistic person that ever lived, you may enter the gates of Heaven"
next, the Pope arrived and he asked "Saint Peter, before I enter the gates of Heaven, I must know - was I the most religious person that ever lived?"
Saint Peter reached into his back pocket for his reference book and replied "Yes Popey.. You are the most religious person that ever lived, you may enter the gates of Heaven"
then Leonardo Da Vinci arrived and he asked "Saint Peter, before I enter the gates of Heaven, I must know - was I the most intelligent person that ever lived?"
Saint Peter reached into his back pocket for his reference book and replied "Yes Leo.. You are the most intelligent person that ever lived, you may enter the gates of Heaven"
Finally, Quasimodo arrived and he asked "Saint Peter, before I enter the gates of Heaven, I must know - was I the ugliest person that ever lived?"
Saint Peter reached into his back pocket for his reference book, slipped to the proper chapter and page and was getting ready to answer when he stopped, screwed up his eyes and asked Quasimodo "Who the Hell is Linda Tripp.......?"