Author Topic: Jill McBane, you whore! (Once Upon a Time in the West) (Read 18490 times)

Disheveledamethyst · « **on:** June 01, 2011, 04:55:57 PM »

Not done with the movie yet, but I was totally on board with Jill McBane as a heroine until she started slutting it up with Frank. This better come to a point because otherwise this movie just killed it's own protagonist.

Fantastic movie though, thus far.

CSM · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2011, 05:17:15 PM »

Let me get this straight - you are complaining about a beautiful woman "slutting it up"?!

Disheveledamethyst · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2011, 05:22:56 PM »

Quote from: CSM on June 01, 2011, 05:17:15 PM

Let me get this straight - you are complaining about a beautiful woman "slutting it up"?!

I'm all for beautiful women having sex - I encourage it, but I've been made to love Jill as much as I was made to hate Frank. So the two of them rolling around together makes me feel like I was cheated on.

My heart aches!

CSM · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2011, 05:25:23 PM »

Quote from: Disheveledamethyst on June 01, 2011, 05:22:56 PM

I'm all for beautiful women having sex - I encourage it, but I've been made to love Jill as much as I was made to hate Frank. So the two of them rolling around together makes me feel like I was cheated on.

My heart aches!

Shit man that's deep. Maybe you should send her an abstinence ring?

Disheveledamethyst · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2011, 05:28:19 PM »

Quote from: CSM on June 01, 2011, 05:25:23 PM

Shit man that's deep. Maybe you should send her an abstinence ring?

A-ha. A-ha. MAYBE I WILL.

Zorba · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2011, 05:30:47 PM »

Chrris you are killing me and I have a hockey game to watch tonight.

My only problem with Claudia is that she is not My slut.

CSM · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2011, 06:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Zorba on June 01, 2011, 05:30:47 PM

Chrris you are killing me and I have a hockey game to watch tonight.

My only problem with Claudia is that she is not My slut.

Everyone who is in their right mind has a hockey game to watch tonight!

Disheveledamethyst · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2011, 06:45:35 PM »

Quote from: CSM on June 01, 2011, 06:44:08 PM

Everyone who is in their right mind has a hockey game to watch tonight!

I don't have time for hockey, I have a love letter to Claudia Cardinale to write.

erik1925 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2011, 10:25:48 PM »

Quote from: Disheveledamethyst on June 01, 2011, 04:55:57 PM

Not done with the movie yet, but I was totally on board with Jill McBane as a heroin until she started slutting it up with Frank. This better come to a point because otherwise this movie just killed it's own protagonist.

Fantastic movie though, thus far.

I havent seen the film, but why are you suggesting that Jill McBane is using heroin in the film?

I think she would be VERY insulted, and will refuse any letter or chastity ring you attempt to send her.

On the other hand, if you were referring to her as a HEROINE, that's a different matter altogether.

To be continued........

Disheveledamethyst · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2011, 12:02:26 AM »

Quote from: erik1925 on June 01, 2011, 10:25:48 PM

I havent seen the film, but why are you suggesting that Jill McBane is using heroin in the film? I think she would be VERY insulted, and will refuse any letter or chastity ring you attempt to send her.

On the other hand, if you were referring to her as a HEROINE, that's a different matter altogether.

To be continued........

Give me a break, I was using a mobile device. I kept having "slutting" auto-corrected to "slitting" too. I obviously know the difference between heroin and heroine and herons and harrowing heroine herons doing heroin.

Elementary school stuff. I think there's a nursery rhyme about it.

Ari · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2011, 12:19:05 AM »

farq, just watch the movie, and be engrossed in its absolute beauty/ugly/fantastico.
If certain elements cause distress, then more power to it. Great film. I can LISTEN to it. I could watch it with no sound. With both I am in heaven.

erik1925 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2011, 12:34:03 AM »

Quote from: Disheveledamethyst on June 02, 2011, 12:02:26 AM

Give me a break, I was using a mobile device. I kept having "slutting" auto-corrected to "slitting" too. I obviously know the difference between heroin and heroine and herons and harrowing heroine herons doing heroin.

Elementary school stuff. I think there's a nursery rhyme about it.

Every other word was spelled correctly, using your mobile device... there is no shame in misspelling a new word that sound the same as another.

No need to get testy = (upset).

Now as Ari suggested.. go and enjoy that movie!

Disheveledamethyst · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2011, 07:32:24 AM »

I'll have you both know I finished the movie yesterday and enjoyed it for the masterpiece it was. A little research shows that Jill McBane's dramatic character flip was an intentional device written in the script by Leone, and a similar change can be found in Cheyenne. Leone wanted to build his characters up to a point and then quickly reinvent them - almost a fake out. Slightly unconventional, but the impact on the viewer was immense. It's not common I am overcome with malice just by the sight of a character - that's effective movie making.

This movie also demonstrates how heavily Leone's westerns had matured from when he was remaking Yojimbo in A Fistful of Dollars. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly and Once Upon A Time in the West were, expectedly, triumphs of film.

But my heart still aches for Jill McBane. I don't know why I expected a strong female lead in a Western. That's my own fault more than anything.

erik1925 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2011, 01:28:41 PM »

Your cut and paste abilities have also matured. Well done, young grasshopper.

Disheveledamethyst · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2011, 04:16:49 PM »

Quote from: erik1925 on June 02, 2011, 01:28:41 PM

Your cut and paste abilities have also matured. Well done, young grasshopper.

Cut and paste?

erik1925 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2011, 04:23:01 PM »

Scissors and glue.

Disheveledamethyst · « **Reply #16 on:** June 02, 2011, 05:45:58 PM »

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

CSM · « **Reply #17 on:** June 02, 2011, 05:54:09 PM »

Quote from: Disheveledamethyst on June 02, 2011, 05:45:58 PM

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Eating paste is not the way to achieve an understanding!

erik1925 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2011, 05:59:27 PM »

Paste is best used to adhere 1970's paneling to walls. Although certain brands are non toxic, so i wont hurt.

Disheveledamethyst · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2011, 06:09:59 PM »

But can or cannot can I eat the actual paneling?

erik1925 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2011, 06:21:17 PM »

You can. 1970's paneling was often nibbled on by naturists such as Euell Gibbons. It did him no worse for wear and kept him quite regular.

Jeff

okiehawker · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2018, 10:17:09 PM »

Resurrected, as Chris's response above here is so dang funny! Thank you random APF guest for leading me to this thread. Man, I needed this laugh from the past today! Okie

Zorba · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2018, 10:10:10 PM »

I have a poster for this movie hanging in the center of my living room so I am glad you brought the thread back up.

I kinda like Chris ...Kinda... so...

okiehawker · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2018, 10:13:35 PM »

Quote from: Zorba on August 21, 2018, 10:10:10 PM

I have a poster for this movie hanging in the center of my living room so I am glad you brought the thread back up.

I kinda like Chris ...Kinda... so...

How about a picture of that poster in action, Zorba? Awesome movie, eh? Okie

Zorba · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2018, 10:28:11 PM »

Click on my westerns youtube video

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