Figures that someone with a short "dik" in their name would be intimidated by large fonts 

It's BwanaDik, just google the reference, lowbrow sophomoric humor, love it!
I may have a small dik in my nickname but good eyes, I don't have to slit them to find the right slit

Writing in big fonts is a no in most forum, if fine here and no rules, let Bruce write in big fonts then.