Author Topic: Pawn Stars movie poster (Read 63756 times)

brude · « **Reply #75 on:** December 23, 2012, 08:17:50 AM »

Quote from: Ari on December 23, 2012, 08:09:39 AM

Ive seen a few, deep throat, umm, one wherebthe lady had multiple personalities, emmanuelle if that counts, erotic nights of the living dead if that counts, various joe damato stuff like that. And some jesus franco films with hard scenes. Never a traci lords porn.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Real modern porn is outlawed Down Under, isn't it?

Zorba · « **Reply #76 on:** December 23, 2012, 08:22:58 AM »

Quote from: brude on December 23, 2012, 07:59:51 AM

Okay, let's get a few things straight.

It is Traci Lords. Not Tracy Lords.

And, for all of you slobs who have never seen a porno (and we know who you are) -- you lie.

I would never watch any porn under any circumstance for religious reasons.

Here is some Tracy and not Traci Lords porn.

Ari · « **Reply #77 on:** December 23, 2012, 08:24:29 AM »

Actually it is in most states, but easily bought. I have zero interest, in fact watching men rooting women is quite off putting, and more so men rooting men. I dont like penises. Lesbian porn would be less disgusting, but again, dont see the point. I suppose its like wayching sports, some people like it, some dont, some like to do it, but not watch it.

paul waines · « **Reply #78 on:** December 23, 2012, 08:49:33 AM »

Quote from: stewart boyle on December 23, 2012, 07:14:02 AM

What?? There`s that one where the plumber shows up..

Stew

I've turned up at quite a few....

brude · « **Reply #79 on:** December 23, 2012, 09:02:53 AM »

Quote from: Ari on December 23, 2012, 12:44:40 AM

Hey! What? I don't even watch porn and I aren't even lying. Plus I don't even have an arse, so watching anal would just give me arse envy. Cripes,

I heard that your quest for more arse has been an uphill battle.
The following incident has been reported to the authorities, Ari.
Stay off the beach and use the Personals, please.

Ari · « **Reply #80 on:** December 23, 2012, 09:10:17 AM »

Skippys bogan children, woahh.

ATLfun · « **Reply #81 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:05:32 AM »

Quote from: Bruce on December 23, 2012, 07:08:13 AM

Brian

That is one thing we never auction (Tracy Lords posters) unless it is from the movies she made when she was over 18. We also don't auction anything that shows actual sexual acts. Other than that we auction items that show nudity, and even with an "adult filter" AND putting white boxes over nude images we still get complaints.

Bruce, it was never my intent to suggest that you were a porn dealer. And don't forget that Jenna Jameson was in Zombie Strippers which you auctioned off. So I am not sure why you could not have a faceoff.

Ari · « **Reply #82 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:08:17 AM »

Two characters by same actors, rather than face off between two different actors is what he wanted.
Like
CARRIE BRADSHAW Vs MR ED, would be ok.

ATLfun · « **Reply #83 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:13:27 AM »

Quote from: brude on December 23, 2012, 07:59:51 AM

Okay, let's get a few things straight.

It is Traci Lords. Not Tracy Lords.

And, for all of you slobs who have never seen a porno (and we know who you are) -- you lie.

Sorry, Ted. I must have gotten her confused with another fine actress by the name of Tracy Lords.

ATLfun · « **Reply #84 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:20:27 AM »

Quote from: Ari on December 23, 2012, 10:08:17 AM

Two characters by same actors, rather than face off between two different actors is what he wanted.
Like
CARRIE BRADSHAW Vs MR ED, would be ok.

I meant under the old rules: A Battle of Adult Film Stars Attempting to Go Main Stream.

Brian

Ari · « **Reply #85 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:31:41 AM »

Yeah I get ya.
Madonna would also be a suitable name then huh?
Or sly Stallone

brude · « **Reply #86 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:45:20 AM »

Quote from: ATLfun on December 23, 2012, 10:13:27 AM

Sorry, Ted. I must have gotten her confused with another fine actress by the name of Tracy Lords.

Happens all the time.
They were too busy checking out her ass(ets) rather than the spelling of her name. Can't blame 'em I guess.
http://www.tracilords.com/

Bruce · « **Reply #87 on:** December 23, 2012, 11:40:09 AM »

How did a discussion of "Pawn Stars" evolve into a discussion of "Porn Stars"?

Zorba · « **Reply #88 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Bruce on December 23, 2012, 11:40:09 AM

How did a discussion of "Pawn Stars" evolve into a discussion of "Porn Stars"?

APF is a magical place especially during the holiday season..

brude · « **Reply #89 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:08:21 PM »

Sorry, I thought this was the PRAWN STARS thread...

enki · « **Reply #90 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:15:46 PM »

enki · « **Reply #91 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:16:43 PM »

enki · « **Reply #92 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:17:52 PM »

Wow, that's one packed plate of prawns:

brude · « **Reply #93 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:21:30 PM »

I'm not so sure about that.
I live two miles away from that plate of prawns and if I'm not knee-deep in prawn balls I wouldn't consider it packed.
BTW, crybaby, you are an asshole.

CSM · « **Reply #94 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:55:26 PM »

Quote from: brude on December 23, 2012, 12:21:30 PM

I'm not so sure about that.
I live two miles away from that plate of prawns and if I'm not knee-deep in prawn balls I wouldn't consider it packed.
BTW, crybaby, you are an asshole.

jayn_j · « **Reply #95 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:00:55 PM »

My wife and I rented a Traci Lords video once. The story broke the very next day, and suddenly there we are in posession of kiddie porn! We try to return it to the store, and the owner treats it like we just deposited a bag of burning dog poop on his counter. "I don't want that" I disposed of everything in the store and gave the police my rental records.

We then called the local police station. "Yes, we have a record that you possess this, but we don't have direct evidence. If you bring it here, we will have to arrest you for possession."

By this point, we weren't feeling especially randy anymore, and we were hardened criminals to boot. Here we are in possession of the worst sort of perverted trash that was ever made, even though it seemed rather innocent just 24 hours earlier. We couldn't turn it in. We couldn't burn it (local laws).

We ended up giving it to a friend who didn't care, thus making ourselves traffickers in kiddie porn to boot.

Never told this story. Hopefully the statute of limitations is over.

brude · « **Reply #96 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:25:29 PM »

I have her legal exercise video.
Fascinating narrative...

oldposterho · « **Reply #97 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:39:53 PM »

Can't...look...away...

Hallucination Generation · « **Reply #98 on:** December 23, 2012, 04:55:55 PM »

Quote from: brude on December 23, 2012, 01:25:29 PM

I have her legal exercise video.
Fascinating narrative...

I have Anna Kournikova's.
It's mesmerising.

ATLfun · « **Reply #99 on:** December 23, 2012, 06:19:18 PM »

Quote from: Bruce on December 23, 2012, 11:40:09 AM

How did a discussion of "Pawn Stars" evolve into a discussion of "Porn Stars"?

Well, it is a tad bit more entertaining than hearing Rich and Enki debate about how long the lines are at a pawn shop and how much retail space is devoted to t-shirt sales.

Brian

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Author Topic: Pawn Stars movie poster (Read 63756 times)

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