Author Topic: Consolidated "Remakes" rant thread -- Or, F#@k you, you no talent ass-clowns!  (Read 13396 times)

Offline Harry Caul

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Re: Consolidated "Remakes" rant thread -- Or, F#@k you, you no talent ass-clowns!
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2010, 06:20:37 PM »
My Favorite Martian
Beverly Hillbillies
Flintstones
Josie And The Pussyctas
Scooby Doo
A-Team


Lets keep it in the 2000s here... don't worry, there are still plenty to choose from  >:(

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Re: Consolidated "Remakes" rant thread -- Or, F#@k you, you no talent ass-clowns!
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2010, 06:37:17 PM »
A-Team fits the criteria  ;)

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Re: Consolidated "Remakes" rant thread -- Or, F#@k you, you no talent ass-clowns!
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2010, 07:06:46 PM »
Maybe we should start a thread of movies that SHOULD be remade?
Anyone want to take a stab at it?
Methinks it would lead to spirited discussion...

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Re: Consolidated "Remakes" rant thread -- Or, F#@k you, you no talent ass-clowns!
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2010, 11:49:14 AM »
A really first rate re-make of Frankenstein. :)
It's more than a Hobby...

Offline Harry Caul

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Re: Consolidated "Remakes" rant thread -- Or, F#@k you, you no talent ass-clowns!
« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2010, 02:29:59 PM »
Maybe we should start a thread of movies that SHOULD be remade?
Anyone want to take a stab at it?
Methinks it would lead to spirited discussion...

Yeah, I always thought Citizen Kane was getting a bit dated.  Shyamalan is good at twist endings… maybe he could film it with Nic Cage in the lead?  Or what about a Michael Bay remake of Lawrence of Arabia?  I think his frenetic editing and average shot length of 0.001 second would really help pick up the pace. Shia Labeouf in the lead… come on, you guys know you want to see it!


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Re: Consolidated "Remakes" rant thread -- Or, F#@k you, you no talent ass-clowns!
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2010, 03:40:27 PM »
You are a twisted man, Harry....  ;)

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Re: Consolidated "Remakes" rant thread -- Or, F#@k you, you no talent ass-clowns!
« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2010, 03:41:57 PM »
Oh, a few others that have been remade recently

THE TIME MACHINE
THE HAUNTING
HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL



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It's official... nothing is fucking sacred anymore.


I agree with you, Harry.
I'd like to see his DARK SHADOWS....but, THE THIN MAN...no way...