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Offline stewart boyle

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Re: Re
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2012, 07:30:54 PM »
Steve's avatar is way cool.
Shoot,I was gettin all het up until you said this.. ;)

Stew

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Re: Re
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2012, 09:29:06 PM »
Peaches??

Stew


My first one was raunchy so I deleted it...

Guy walks up to a fruit stand and there is a a smoking hot chick working it.

He says;  "I really like peaches.  Do you have any samples?"
She responds; "Yup - but folded." (with a wink)  wynk


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Re: Re
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2012, 09:31:34 PM »
Can I shove this original Double sided Spiderman Recalled One sheet poster up your arse?

Yup - but folded
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You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!

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« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2012, 09:35:45 PM »
Mafia Goon 1 (MG1) and MG2 a younger perky fella just come back from a hit...

MG1: You hungry?
MG2: I could eat.
MG1: Calzone at Tony's?
MG2: I like the pizza..

MG1: Man that guy just kept bleedin...
MG2: Messy.

A rival goon (RG) flies through the door shoots MG1 in the left arm.  MG2 tackles him to the floor they wrestle around fighting. RG1 is on top of MG2 choking him.  MG1 gets his gun and left arm limp walks over and points the gun at RG1's temple.


MG1 to RG1: So what do you think, Pizza or Calzone?
RG1: What? (in a shaky voice)
MG2: Do you like calzone? From Tony's.
MG1: We can't decide.  Help us make up our mind.  Pizza or Calzone?
RG1 is still confused..
MG1: For lunch!

RG1: Pizza...pizza. (flenching and scared)
MG2: I like the pizza...

RG1 to MG1: Do you like the pizza?
MG1: Yup, but folded. (shoots the guy in the head)



Man I worked hard on this one...  Couldn't figure out how to wrap folding a pizza other than to bring in the Italians...

Offline 110x75

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« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2012, 10:52:27 PM »
Can I shove this original Double sided Spiderman Recalled One sheet poster up your arse?

Yup - but folded

 ;D
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« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2012, 11:44:52 PM »
Simes is obviously referring to to whether he thinks space is "folded"at the quantum level, which would allow objects and persons to instantaneously travel far distances across space. However, as Simes well knows, the chaotic and seemingly non-deterministic quantum nature of "foldspace" requires at least limited prescience on the part of the human navigator, otherwise the absurdly complex mathematics involved in producing reliable physical projections of such events would only be possible with fourth dimensional computers.

Poor Mel, keep watching and you'll get the hang of it soon...