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« on: December 14, 2009, 09:51:03 PM »

.......the love of posters has turned into an obsession.  I think I can still turn him from the dark side, but the posters can't be there to tempt him.  So really, I'm a good wife if I trade all his posters for shoes and purses, right?
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2009, 09:57:12 PM »

Dear abused wife.  I think it is extremely important for the health of a relationship to allow your husband to take a breather from his very controlling wife.  It will make him a better man and a much nicer husband.  Learn to appreciate his hobby, and the abuse might end.

Good luck.
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2009, 09:59:40 PM »

Actually, I think the abused wife has a point.  Clearly, eatbrie is an obsessed individual when it comes to posters.  I think he needs to be reined in a bit -- we don't need kooks despoiling our new home!

Go ahead and trade them for some Pradas and while you're at it, buy yourself a nice diamond with that Spielberg collection!
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2009, 10:01:51 PM »

....controlling?   WHAAAA?  I'm offended.  I thought this forum was so we don't offend the users anymore.  Crap, must be on the wrong forum

Hi Holiday! dig the site Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2009, 10:02:33 PM »

I'm not quite sure abused wife was talking about eatbrie.  Eatbrie doesn't know abused wife.  Eatbrie is abused by his own wife and some of his friends.  Eatbrie is getting very upset.
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- Holiday, I like you and respect you but you are probably the worst violator of all.
- Ted (dumbass Conservative): "Most Conservatives don't like to be labeled and personally attacked." - Thierry (brainwashed Liberal) (derisive): Really?  - Ted (dumbass Conservative): "Yeah, really, you smug bastard."

- I wish to thank all APF members for being part of the World's Largest Social Gathering of Movie Poster Collectors
- "Wishing you the best of luck with All Poster Forum and in encouraging others to appreciate the magical art of film posters" - Martin Scorsese (2009)
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2009, 10:29:09 PM »

....controlling?   WHAAAA?  I'm offended.  I thought this forum was so we don't offend the users anymore.  Crap, must be on the wrong forum

Hi Holiday! dig the site Smiley

No, this forum is about limiting the offensive matter to posters of all kinds.  General offensiveness, such as that of eatbrie, is strictly forbidden.

The site is cool, isn't it?  Thanks!  Amazing that it could be set up in just a few days.  Somehow Andy got his mind around there being a lock on poster forums.  I think we'll change that.  If not, then we have our own little universe to play in!
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 02:07:10 PM »

Anyone else is abused by his wife?
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- "Wishing you the best of luck with All Poster Forum and in encouraging others to appreciate the magical art of film posters" - Martin Scorsese (2009)
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 02:40:45 PM »

I have to rush home from work when I am expecting a delivery. If I don't, I fear my wife will beat me with the poster tube. I don't mind the beating just don't F-up my poster.

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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 07:15:18 PM »

No, this forum is about limiting the offensive matter to posters of all kinds.  General offensiveness, such as that of eatbrie, is strictly forbidden.

The site is cool, isn't it?  Thanks!  Amazing that it could be set up in just a few days.  Somehow Andy got his mind around there being a lock on poster forums.  I think we'll change that.  If not, then we have our own little universe to play in!

Competition is a good thing.  It tends to bring out the best in all involved. Looking forward to this forum taking off
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2009, 07:50:16 PM »

Hmmmm, threatening to beat him with his poster tube with said poster still inside?  This forum is giving me wonderful ideas.  I used to just say I'll put all my husband's posters on ebay, and sell them all back to him unbeknownst to him since he has so many that I do not believe he knows what is what.
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2009, 09:58:55 PM »


Oh, is this the Julie I think it is?



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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2009, 11:39:11 PM »

Yes Jeannie.  But don't get too excited, she won't be coming on here too often, just to complain about me and my posters.
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- Ted (dumbass Conservative): "Most Conservatives don't like to be labeled and personally attacked." - Thierry (brainwashed Liberal) (derisive): Really?  - Ted (dumbass Conservative): "Yeah, really, you smug bastard."

- I wish to thank all APF members for being part of the World's Largest Social Gathering of Movie Poster Collectors
- "Wishing you the best of luck with All Poster Forum and in encouraging others to appreciate the magical art of film posters" - Martin Scorsese (2009)
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2009, 11:44:10 PM »

Oh, is this the Julie I think it is?



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Julie could never be the Julie you think she is.  If she were, she would be insane for maintaining her relationship with poster-crazed dude that does nothing but stroke his tube(s) with a glazed look in his eyes.  But, she's not insane.  She's resigned!
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Thierry:  Type the word APF on MPF and it spells: "Banned due to malicious unsolicited private message ".

Charlie to the guy who lost to EatBrie:  You just got "T-boned"!  Happens to the best of us...  Wait until you get "Holidazed"!

Thierry to Silhouette:  Please tell her it's a tiny part of my collection so she doesn't think I'm a total creep.  Oh wait, no, I am a total creep.
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2009, 12:11:26 AM »


I did get excited!

But, umm, if she's "only" coming onto the board to complain about Thierry and his posters, wouldn't that require her to be be here all the time?



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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2009, 12:14:29 AM »

exactly...
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"I actually quite like the name Peanut."  Andy Neal on MOPO, April 22, 2010

Thierry:  Type the word APF on MPF and it spells: "Banned due to malicious unsolicited private message ".

Charlie to the guy who lost to EatBrie:  You just got "T-boned"!  Happens to the best of us...  Wait until you get "Holidazed"!

Thierry to Silhouette:  Please tell her it's a tiny part of my collection so she doesn't think I'm a total creep.  Oh wait, no, I am a total creep.
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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2009, 12:34:03 PM »

and then there's the excessive cigar smoking to contend with as well. My heartfelt thoughts and concerns are with the abused wife
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2009, 01:27:22 PM »

How do you know THAT?

Did SHE tell you?

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- Holiday, I like you and respect you but you are probably the worst violator of all.
- Ted (dumbass Conservative): "Most Conservatives don't like to be labeled and personally attacked." - Thierry (brainwashed Liberal) (derisive): Really?  - Ted (dumbass Conservative): "Yeah, really, you smug bastard."

- I wish to thank all APF members for being part of the World's Largest Social Gathering of Movie Poster Collectors
- "Wishing you the best of luck with All Poster Forum and in encouraging others to appreciate the magical art of film posters" - Martin Scorsese (2009)
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2009, 02:14:40 PM »

I can hear and feel her desperate sobs across the seven seas...
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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2009, 02:33:24 PM »

A) I didn't divulge your nasty cigar habit
B) I like this Mondo guy...a lot.
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