Author Topic: eMoviePoster.com's April Major Auction goes "live" on March 24th, in 25 days!  (Read 541 times)

Offline BruceH

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ATTENTION! We interrupt our regularly scheduled postings to bring you this important message from our sponsor, eMoviePoster.com!

Do you find it tortuous to bid in auctions where the items are routinely over-graded, images are often enhanced, shipping is sky high, and worst of all, "buyers premiums" turn good buys into not-so-great ones?

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Please go to https://www.emovieposter.com/learnmore/?page=consign_major#april2024 RIGHT now and see lots of great preview items from this auction (included some just-added ones)

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So we created this handy checklist to help tell eMoviePoster.com apart from all the rest!

HAS lifetime guarantees on every item - IS eMoviePoster.com
HAS unrestored and unenhanced images - IS eMoviePoster.com
HAS 100% honest condition descriptions - IS eMoviePoster.com
HAS auctions where the winner is the higher of two real bidders - IS eMoviePoster.com

HAS "buyers premiums" - NOT eMoviePoster.com
HAS "reserves or starts over $1 - NOT eMoviePoster.com
HAS hidden bidder IDs - NOT eMoviePoster.com
HAS no customer service to speak of - NOT eMoviePoster.com
HAS "nosebleed" shipping charges - NOT eMoviePoster.com
HAS inadequate packaging - NOT eMoviePoster.com
We (eMoviePoster.com) hold 2,500 to 4,000 auctions every four weeks.
We have auctioned more movie paper for more money (in real sales) than any auction in the world.
We have the longest continuously running auctions of any auction, with over 1,914,280 to date from over 3,192 consignors.
See all of our current auctions in one gallery here: http://www.emovieposter.com/agallery/all.html

Offline BwanaDik

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"ATTENTION! We interrupt our regularly scheduled postings to bring you this important message from our sponsor, eMoviePoster.com!"

Can I suggest you have bigger font for posts out regular scheduled posts?
Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Offline BruceH

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OK
We (eMoviePoster.com) hold 2,500 to 4,000 auctions every four weeks.
We have auctioned more movie paper for more money (in real sales) than any auction in the world.
We have the longest continuously running auctions of any auction, with over 1,914,280 to date from over 3,192 consignors.
See all of our current auctions in one gallery here: http://www.emovieposter.com/agallery/all.html

Offline BwanaDik

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BruceH - I liked you, but I don't anymore.  I presume it is your old age pal!  Understand that posting such huge font is annoying and impolite.  And you post the same crap again and again. Give us a break, at least be respectful to members of this forum.  You are breaking the rules.  Hope the admin will remind you of this and ban you.   Enjoy your little game
 
Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Offline eatbrie

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I personally have no problem with Bruce's posts.  I find them quite amusing most of the time and his knowledge about movie posters cannot be understated.

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Offline Crazy Vick

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Figures that someone with a short "dik" in their name would be intimidated by large fonts ;D

Offline Neo

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You are breaking the rules. 

Which rules?

Offline BruceH

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We (eMoviePoster.com) hold 2,500 to 4,000 auctions every four weeks.
We have auctioned more movie paper for more money (in real sales) than any auction in the world.
We have the longest continuously running auctions of any auction, with over 1,914,280 to date from over 3,192 consignors.
See all of our current auctions in one gallery here: http://www.emovieposter.com/agallery/all.html

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Offline BwanaDik

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Figures that someone with a short "dik" in their name would be intimidated by large fonts ;D

thumbsup.gif  It's BwanaDik, just google the reference, lowbrow sophomoric humor, love it!
I may have a small dik in my nickname but good eyes, I don't have to slit them to find the right slit  thumbsup.gif
Writing in big fonts is a no in most forum, if fine here and no rules, let Bruce write in big fonts then.

Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.